I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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