How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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