I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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