sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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