Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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