its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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