Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Randomize
