We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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