That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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