So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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