Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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