just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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