Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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