On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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