Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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