508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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