yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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