He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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