I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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