hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
why is half of my head shaved?
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