How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I am naked and annoyed.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
