I want to stick my p in your. b.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
two words: eviction party
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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