On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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