That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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