I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I have aggressive nipples.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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