you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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