doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I want to stick my p in your. b.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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