I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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