He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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