so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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