D3 body, D1 cock
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
