But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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