so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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