I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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