The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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