Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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