no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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