Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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