I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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