when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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