It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
whose parrot is this?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
