that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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