I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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