Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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