I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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