Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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