If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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