I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
