absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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