I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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