is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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