i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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