so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
you would pick up someone in the library
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
