Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
