But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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